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13 more ways to beat Shawn Johnson

by Kathi D on August 18, 2008

Thanks to my ever-vigilant and creative readers, here are 13 more ways to beat Shawn Johnson. Oh heck, let’s target the Big Gun, Michael Phelps, too. I believe we can assemble a team to go ALL THE WAY!!

Karen offers three surefire winners: Sunflower seed spitting
Beer drinking and socializing (in place of cycling)
Rodeo (replaces all equestrian [...]

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4 ways I could whip Shawn Johnson

by Kathi D on August 15, 2008

As much as I enjoy ripping open a fresh bag of Oreos and lying down on the sofa to watch the Olympics, I have to confess that sometimes I start to feel a little inadequate as I watch yet another superfit athlete perform some amazing feat of strength and grace. To combat the drain on [...]

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Olympic blurt: Women’s water polo

by Kathi D on August 14, 2008

I haven’t been this afraid of getting into the water since the release of Jaws.
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Olympic blurt: Women’s gymnastics edition

by Kathi D on August 13, 2008

I love watching the Chinese toddlers, such cute little things. But you know, I figured out why so many of the girls have trouble on the balance beam. If they would quit jumping around on it, they wouldn’t fall off so often.
They need to stop the horseplay and just walk across like ladies. You would [...]

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