I think we’re all bozos on this bus
Just take it out for a test drive. No obligation. Cheap at twice the price.
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Due to my extreme laziness busy-ness what with puppies hanging on my pants legs and chickens roosting in my hair and all, I have decided to start a New Tradition (until I get tired of it) of posting reruns Greatest Hits on Mondays. I believe I will call it, er, um, let me see [...]
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Since Karen wants to know “Who ARE you, anyway?” I’ll flesh out that red carpet story.
That white boy with blonde dreadlocks is my cute li’l nephew Robert, who was kind enough to invite Rick and me to the 20th anniversary premiere of E.T. He played Drew Barrymore’s big brother Michael way back then. So we [...]
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Yikes, with all these puppies and chickens and what not, it has been a long time since my last gratuitous celebrity post! So to remedy that, here we are at the Shrine Auditorium in Los Angeles.
Ohhhhhh cringe, I guess I was in my “cowboy hip” phase. (Somewhat before my “I might break a hip” phase, [...]
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OK. I have to get this in fast, because before you know it, this blog will be nothing but puppies and chickens and poop, and I’ll be talking to myself again. So here is the writerly celebrity scoop.
One of the first people I ran into was Elizabeth Forsythe Hailey, who wrote one of my favorite [...]
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on the Court? Maaaaaybe.
Swing his partner do-si-do? Definitely.
U.S. Supreme Court Justice Anthony Kennedy and Mary Kennedy
I know I sort of promised a Gratuitous Celebrity Photo, but you’ll have to settle for a Gratuitous V.I.P. photo instead.
I tried to cut in on this dance, but had to jump away to avoid sniper fire from the U.S. [...]
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You need to get a refill on your Diet Coke and maybe queue up a couple more, because this feels like it’s going to be a long story. Every bit of it is true. Quentin Tarantino Himself couldn’t make this stuff up.
Talking to strangers
I spent the first quarter of my life wishing that my mother [...]
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First, to follow up on my Possibly Not Sucking Free Stuff Pay It Forward offer, I am not 100% sure who among my commenters actually want to sign up, except for NucMed, whose radioactive parcel is on its way to her. If any of the rest of youse want something that I was going to [...]
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I met Dave Barry in 2005 and I may not have made the best first impression. It was the first morning of a four-day writers’ conference in Sun Valley, Idaho, and I introduced myself to him by letting him know that I was his #1 fan and that I would be stalking him for the [...]
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