I think we’re all bozos on this bus
Just take it out for a test drive. No obligation. Cheap at twice the price.
From the category archives:
I hate to have to break it to him like this. Rick, it’s over. I have found a New Lover. It’s a commenter on my blog. And so the dogs and the chickens and the turkeys and I are leaving. You knew it was coming, right?
OK, maybe you didn’t see it coming, because I haven’t [...]
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I was thinking of proclaiming this Embarrassing Stories Week, but I’m not sure now. After all, I pretty much tell something embarrassing about myself daily or thereabouts anyway. All I can say about the week ahead is, “We’ll see.” Which, as you know, is ParentSpeak for “If you ask me about that again, I will [...]
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. . . and a damn liar. Why did I bring this Tool of Satan into the house anyway? Oh, right. The husband’s birthday. That still doesn’t explain why I had to get involved with it. But there it sat, whispering my name softly and winking at me, and while I may look tough on [...]
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Yesterday I showed up at the DMV, hat in hand and begging for mercy, and repaid my debt to society. They issued me a paper tag to stick in my rear window and gave me until the end of July to get my smog check. (That’s dangerous. I’d better do it before it falls off [...]
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