December 22, 1994 – April 29, 2010
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From the category archives:
Everyday life
I’m not saying that the women in my family are exactly like Edith Bunker, beloved wife of Archie Bunker from All in the Family, but we do like to circle every which way around a story before coming to the point. Edith came home from the market very disheveled one day and Archie asked her [...]
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After having her brains digested by zombies recently, I noticed that Brooklyn is now able to read upside down.
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I have been feeling a little lackluster and drab lately. I was thinking it might be winteritis, but then I woke from a nap and found this: And then it all made sense. The zombies have been eating our brains while we sleep.
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Now this is a great animal story!
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I got all up in Martha’s business this week. I rule.
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As you know, I have done extensive research into the life and loves of John Edwards, aka Mr. Lying Liar McLiarpants. I can’t find much to recommend in his character or moral fiber, but you have to admit, the guy has great hair. His former aide, Andrew Young, who wrote the tell-all book about Mr. [...]
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O Pharmacy (to the tune of O Canada) O Pharmacy Why must you treat me so? These pills help keep my spirits from sinking low Your insistence on this stuffing Has really messed with me I beg you please O Pharmacy My equanimity I must beseech on bended knee O Pharmacy my equanimity O Pharmacy [...]
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