Now this is a great animal story!
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Everyday life
I got all up in Martha’s business this week.
I rule.
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As you know, I have done extensive research into the life and loves of John Edwards, aka Mr. Lying Liar McLiarpants. I can’t find much to recommend in his character or moral fiber, but you have to admit, the guy has great hair.
His former aide, Andrew Young, who wrote the tell-all book about Mr. McLiarpants, [...]
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O Pharmacy
(to the tune of O Canada)
O Pharmacy
Why must you treat me so?
These pills help keep my spirits from sinking low
Your insistence on this stuffing
Has really messed with me
I beg you please O Pharmacy
My equanimity
I must beseech on bended knee
O Pharmacy my equanimity
O Pharmacy my equanimity
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I barely survived. I only made it through this because I knew that the world was waiting for photos of my clean closets.
I’m pretty sure that’s what the world has been waiting for. Either photos of my closets or universal health care, lasting peace, and an end to snowpocalypse.
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I used to be such a trusting person. You might have even said a little naive. In a good way. The events of the past week have sadly changed that for me, possibly forever.
First, there was this book, which shows the former senator and Presidential candidate to be nothing but a Lying Liar McLiarpants who lied all [...]
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There have been complaints that “We didn’t know there was going to be 3D!” from people who didn’t get to take in the Full Grammy Experience on Sunday night.
Well, boo hoo! We didn’t know in advance, either. However, we are always 3D ready in our home. Let this disappointment serve as a warning for you, [...]
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