OSCAR, SCHMOSCAR!

by Kathi D on March 8, 2010

I don’t care whether it’s 2010 or 1910; adding “schm” to the front of a word is funny.

And now, my million-dollar Oscar reflections:

The Dude abides

Dude, that Oscar really pulls the room together.

I made it myself!

Marc and I are really into recycling!

Does this dress make my butt look big?

Uhhhhhhh . . .

Nope.

It’s MY turn, dammit!

Who let you out of the trunk?

Really? No, really?

Next time, just a nice padded bra, perhaps?

Honey, the Grecian Formula was for me.

Winning is the best revenge

"King of the world" my ass.

And the Emmy goes to

Say what you want about “movie people,” but for my money, the creative team that animated the perfectly preserved remains of the late Barbara Walters deserves all the credit. Sure, there were a few glitches, but there were times she almost seemed alive.

And to all a good night.

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barb March 8, 2010 at 11:51 am

hollywood, schmollywood.
I love movies, but I thought the Oscars sucked last night. Sorry, just had to get that out.
I’m happy for the winners, and liked them all, but there was just something missing and I’m not sure what……
this post was the best part of my evening -
thanks! I needed that

Lisa Gustafson March 8, 2010 at 1:35 pm

I agree with Barb. The awards were definitely missing umph. I was looking forward to Baldwin and Martin hosting but they weren’t funny. Who were their writers? It’s always fun to see the dresses and Katherine Bigelow rocks. Girl power!!!

bob March 8, 2010 at 4:22 pm

I was hoping BO would win something. after all, he did win that other prize.

edj March 8, 2010 at 4:39 pm

Ha! Awesome.
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V March 8, 2010 at 4:54 pm

It was pretty awesome that Katherine Bigelow won. I love your comment, King of the world my ass… ha!
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Melissa March 8, 2010 at 5:51 pm

What bet did Sarah J.P. lose to have to wear that grecian balloon thing?
I actually liked the Oscars this year. Though they could have used some Giant Inflatable Beavers – Vancouver has a few extra…

Jenny March 8, 2010 at 6:47 pm

What oscars? Oh, those. They were on. Oh, last night you say. I must have missed that. I haven’t come out of the sewing cave in a while.

lola...again March 8, 2010 at 9:56 pm

I loved the red snuggies/slanket thing. I think that I’ll come out with my own backwards robe and called it the “Schmanket”. Thanks for the idea!
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alison @ cluck and tweet March 9, 2010 at 8:21 am

This post was so much better than watching the Oscars. I’m glad I didn’t waste my time. I do love Sandra Bullock, however. She will play me in the movie of my life. You’re invited to the Premiere. It’s tentatively called, “Schmalison.” It, of course, is a comedy.
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Suz Broughton March 9, 2010 at 10:28 pm

I didn’t watch the Oscars. It’s not really my cup of tea, but I feel “all caught up” now after reading this. I think this is all I needed to know :)
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foolery March 29, 2010 at 1:42 pm

High fives for your Emmy pick. You’s funny, you know that? Of course you do. Thanks for the laugh.
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