I’m probably going to blog about something other than puppies one of these days. I’m pretty sure I will, in fact. But not today. Meanwhile, just be glad that you aren’t here in person for the slide show. (Shhhh! Lookit that one! Just a couple more hours now. Hand me the popcorn.)
I need to report that there has been only one pooping incident in the house today. As for the pees. We don’t talk about the pees. The pees mean nothing to me now. I laugh at pee. Ha ha ha! Another pee! Ha ha! Soon there will be no spot un-peed-upon, therefore all the pee spots will blend into one, and it will be Just Like New.
Anyway. What I need to say is that my puppies are effing geniuses. This is not bragging, it’s just fact. I would have said they were precocious, but really, that understates their magnificence. At merely 9 1/2 weeks old, they have started collaborating on the total destruction of my worldly goods.
That is so far ahead of the average puppy. Most of those little losers are barely managing to keep up the poop schedule at this age. I’m sorry if your own puppy or dog is one of the slow ones.
I RULE.
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Uzzywuzzy iddle puuuupppieeeeeeees! (I just can’t help it.)
Yes, they are cute and geniuses, but right now I’m going to have to address something else….Is that where you write from? Itlooks like the stupid Corona commercial only for winter people. What with the chair and the blankie????? I’m going to be there soon, and I’m going to need that seat!
Nooooooooooo!! Don’t go back to posting all that human crap!! I prefer hearing about baby poopoo and puppies!!!!! more pupppeeeeeezz puhleeeeeze!!!
knock the bitch outta MY chair cuz I’m on my way……….uh, it would help if I had your address for my GPS.
I hardly was referring to human baby poopoo. Lord save me. I meant baby puppeeeeeez precious poopoo. MORE MORE! I think you’ve found the perfect HOOK and you’re not about to give it up.
There’s a reason the great universe made puppies so cute. Or actually, I guess there’s a reason the great universe made humans minds so forgiving and rationalizing (It WILL be Just Like New!) They’re adorable. And look like a blast. Just don’t let them get in the way of your blogging. Or commenting.
what???? they have to share a laptop?
Quote “That is so far ahead of the average puppy. Most of those little losers are barely managing to keep up the poop schedule at this age. I’m sorry if your own puppy or dog is one of the slow ones.”
Can’t tell you how happy I am for you that your puppies are outstanding poopers. Talk about putting a positive spin on pee spots – all blending in to look like new. Got me in stitches.
Okay, so your posts about your adorable little puppies make me want to have puppies! WEll….not literally, since that isn’t biologically possible….but yeah, I want a puppy now!!!! They just get cuter and cuter. You couldn’t have gotten any cuter dogs.
Next thing we know they will be typing your blog posts for you! They are quite the geniuses for sure! I have a house of pee spots I’m sure of it. I have finally got to the point of giggling at all the crazy things my dog lifts his leg at! No point in getting mad. It’s still going to happen.
The bottom picture is a perfect example of why having two is a bad idea. It is very obvious to the trained eye that two of them have hatched a plan of no good and little Brooklyn is on look out for Barkley. She is giving you the “oh aren’t I cute, Barkley she’s coming” look. I have a feeling you have met your match with these two little cuties. Feel free to call if you need assistance. I’m more than willing to travel all the way out there and help you if you need it.
By the way, where are the chickens? Do you not love them anymore because now there are cute puppies? I need to see the chickens! I must see the chickens!
Just wait til they grab your panties while you’re completely undressed, run to the front lawn and start tossing them in the air with gleeful abandon. Not that that’s ever happened with my dog. He’s perfect.
Cool laptop cushion! What is it for?
Damn it Kathi! If I go out and get a puppy….
hey! ‘member when you used to sew? I do! You made THE most bitchin’ purses. hmmmm.
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