OK, so first, I was totally right about the mystery dog #2 being a Poodle named Little Edie. Here she is.
So maybe I was just a TEENSY bit wrong. He’s a German Shepherd named Eli. So I was close. Here he is with Edie.
They are being cruelly shut out of the gazebo where the humans are dining on pork ribs. Call the humane society, quick! Because then we had pie, and they didn’t get any of that, either. Rick picked those blackberries out of the front yard just in time to go in the cobbler.
The neighbor dog, who was visiting along with Margarita (Not Her Real Name) and FlaVio (Not His Real Name) apparently needed some discipline, Edie-style.
This upset Big John so much that he needed a time-out.
While all this was going on, nobody knew where Little John was. Now that I know what he was doing, let me just warn you, KEEP YOUR GAYS AWAY FROM YOUR CHICKENS!! Serious. Check out the Before and Afters.
BEFORE
AFTER
Now, I will admit I admire the great hairdressing, er, featherdressing talent. But the chickens just aren’t acting right today. They are all uppity. I need to do a shampoo and combout. Thanks, Little John.
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I love the German Shepherd! I have one…BEST dogs ever ever ever! Great pics…the dog fight looks a little too intense for me…I would need a time out…or a big drink!
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So I didn’t have d. coke shoot out my nose, just snot. First picture and following text about killed me. Hilarious post!
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Ya gotta love those gays. Throw a pillow here, PERFECT!! Toss some paint on the wall, GORGEOUS!!! A little mousse and some gel, DAHLIN CHICKENS!!!! I bet they poop golden faberge eggs now!
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Who knew those chickens could get so much body in those feathers? Did you youse mousse or gel for that? Inquiring minds need to know these things. I love how the brown one has the flip thing going on. Very modern.
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I just had a feeling those chickens weren’t safe from some crimping and stuff with your guests. Did they walk around all cocky and stuff?
(the chickens, not the guests:)
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Styled chickens? I feel less sophisticated every day. During your travels please try ot to become the next star of “Locked up Abroad”!
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Great dog-fight action shot! And the before/after shots are priceless. I realllly want chickens, but thinking of all the beings who rely on me now for everything, I wilt at the idea of any more.
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The chickens AND guests walked around all cocky.
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