Well, now. Bullets are flying all over the internet and they just landed here. I was tagged by Jen, bless her heart, who tossed this at me: Think back on the last 15 years of your life. How would you summarize your life in just 10 bullet points?
In no particular order:
- Understudied Rum Tum Tugger’s understudy in Logansport, Indiana Community Center production of Cats
- Oscar Meyer Wiener Wagon hostess 1998-99
- Practiced dentistry without a license (just for fun)
- Lived entire year in bomb shelter to avoid fallout from Y2K
- Three-time Wimbledon champion, men’s singles (prior to gender reassignment surgery)
- Did shadow puppetry on radio 2001-03
- Professional Bowling Tour September 1996-May 1997
- Shot a man in Reno just to watch him die
- Designed line of children’s playground equipment
- Filed bankruptcy to absolve debt from lawsuits related to children’s playground equipment
The Slide ‘n Shred
Then I was challenged by Dana to list 7 things you don’t know about me. Seriously, how much do I have to reveal, people? Must I strip myself bare? Fine.
1. Still do the Macarena
2. Once a week, I do a two-hour fast to cleanse my body and mind of toxins
3. Secretly enjoy Pomeranians in clothing
4. Danger is my middle name
5. Nostalgic for the Mullet
6. Cheat at wishbone-pulling
7. Member of the Country Western Hall of Fame
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I like to say that the only problen I see with the playgraound equipment is there is no bowl underneath to catch the “stuff”.
Why does the mullet bit not shock me?
I have been paying off politicians for years to get that slide reinstated at all kindergartens and public parks. I’m broke now, and they won’t even let me in the Senate lobby……might be the obvious shoulder holster bulge under my SWAT jacket but can’t be sure.
HAHA! I just about used that same pic today on my amusement park post! I love it! I could use that and maybe take a few off the rear? I think it might work:P
I need to have you create my life adventures. You have the BEST stuff!
HaHaHa
Now, what do we get for guessing which ONE is true?
Do you still have connections with the Weiner Wagon? I might be interested.
Karen, admit it. You go for the mullet yourself.
Thank you for trying, Dana.
Diana, I could totally write your life.
Jen! I am shocked! Are you by any chance implying that some of what I say is not true?
Toe. Dome of silence, but I can totally hook you up with the Wiener.
Kathi Kathi, that slide is JUST what we need for our neighborhood park! Genius, my dear!
How do you cheat at wishbone pulling? And can you teach us? I always lose!
Chloe, I will send the plans and blueprints.
Ms. LaRue, don’t tell anybody else, but when you are pulling, jerk sharply UP and you’ll win every time. Shhhhhhhhhh!
I’m giggling out loud alone in my living room. Guess its a good thing no ones here to cart me off cuz they never seem to understand why I’m giggling all alone. I saw that slide on another friend’s blog and think it should be standard playground equipment. “Mommy I don’t wanna go on the slide anymore!”
who doesn’t love Pomeranians dressed in clothing
SHOT A MAN IN RENO JUST TO WATCH HIM DIE! I love it!!! That’s a lot of exclamation points – that’s how excited I am.
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