Comments on: Life takes a turn, I take A Lover

By: abby

abby — Sat, 28 Jun 2008 04:53:44 +0000

Thanks for the comment! I read you all the time through the magical google reader thingy so you can’t see I’m stalking you.

Oh, I have nothing to offer in the lovaaahh department. Except that I like cooked chickens. Does that count?

By: Brie

Brie — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 17:57:33 +0000

I must vote for Toe. Nothing against Karen in any way… I’ve just always been fond of the name Toe and Toe and Kathi kind of sound right together.

By: Melissa

Melissa — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 13:54:00 +0000

LMAO well at least you know when all of this is over you’ll all be wearing gold plated diapers, right? Cuz thats the ONLY possible conclusion to more cowbell.

By: Jen Duncan

Jen Duncan — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 06:05:51 +0000

You’re a funny funny girl miss Kathi. I was just watching an old Sex and the City, where Carrie takes “a Lovah” (mikhail B. you know- the old soviet dude).

By: Busty LaRue

Busty LaRue — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 05:58:48 +0000

I’m glad I could do something for you! I get a lot of those people on my blog, too. Apparently I didn’t think about the consequences of putting the word “busty” in my blog name!

You know, if you can’t decide between the two, you could always practice polygamy! That way you get Karen with the riding mower AND prison contacts, and Toi who will love the chickens as much as you do! Because, you know, it’s not really about what you want. It’s about what is best for the chickens!

By: mommyc

mommyc — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 05:37:32 +0000

Riding lawn mower? I have a tractor. I also have 110 chickens and turkeys. Not only is common law marriage recognized here in Canada, but so is gay marriage. Prison contacts? Google Pollsmoore (it makes a turkish prison look like a daycare) I was granted a lovely stay there after a tourist visa mishap. There is the issue of the three kids, but I am sure you would have them under control in no time, as long as you bring your trusty hammock. I am also just off the Alaska Highway, so you could hitch a ride home to California or Arizona every fall when the Alaska tourists head back down, and come back every spring when they head back up. We will have to wait to finalize plans, though. I am trying to find a way to get Adam Beach to comment on my blog.

By: dana wyzard

dana wyzard — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 19:39:50 +0000

OK. I”m a rather mild mannered woman…..well, on the third Wednesday of every month at 11:01-11:02, but you’ve pissed me off so badly that I had a seizure and threw up on the dog.

KAREN and TOI????? Who the hell is named TOI anyway! And you want prison contacts? Well baby, I’m not scared of RETURNING to prison so ya better watch your step!!

I sew. I draw. I used to have all kinds of jobs! I can take care of you AND your chickens!!!

Tell your “hubby of the moment” to take a walk out behind the chicken coop and your problems will be all over.

No divorce. No court appearances. (by the way, you DO have buzzards there. Right?) And no mess to clean up!!!

By: Diana

Diana — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 15:23:03 +0000

Yeah it’s unfortunate the L.D.S don’t practice polygamy. . . . OH wait! That wouldn’t work either because you would have to marry our husband:)

Can’t say I didn’t try. BUT I do want to witness the lovely event;)

By: Lola

Lola — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 14:17:25 +0000

I’ll make the dresses! I love making wedding dresses!! And, how often do I get a chance to make 2 for the same wedding???

By: Toi

Toi — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 13:31:19 +0000

Um hello? Isn’t Karen the clear winner here. I mean come on…she has the riding mower and prison contacts. Green beans have nothing on that. I do however want to be a bridesmaid for one of you. Oh, and don’t have the wedding in Karen’s yard as she has an anaconda living in there.