Comments on: Bond. James Bond. Also, keeping up with the neighbors, and a Carnation milk truck

By: You said it, brother! | I think we're all bozos on this bus

You said it, brother! | I think we're all bozos on this bus — Sat, 13 Dec 2008 20:22:41 +0000

[...] Bob almost never naps! He is a busy, industrious dude, even in his dotage. I still think he has my Carnation milk truck, though. Me and Bob View this Post [...]

By: Kathi D

Kathi D — Sun, 01 Jun 2008 08:04:11 +0000

Buffalo and ostrich AND boars? I would RULE.

Lola, I’m a Bob fan myself. (But I still want that truck.)

By: mommyc

mommyc — Sun, 01 Jun 2008 06:45:08 +0000

I have got the perfect idea for you. I’ll ship you down a herd of buffalo. They run wild just north of hear. I’ll push them on a cattle liner and they should be there in a day and a half or so, unless they’ve stopped those from going over the border, too. As for the ostrich shooting nephew, have I got a proposition for him. My husband has this grand idea to raise some boars, then let them go on the river hills behind our place. He figures he can charge his friends to hunt them. I figure we better get life insurance on the rest of our livestock, first. Not to mention, his friends would probably get too drunk to put up much of a hunt, so we would have wild boars running about our coolie, procreating and attacking the children and women folk. Actually, on second thought, maybe he’s got something there. We could invite the Cohen brothers to film a docuhorror. Then again, we could just ship the boars to you. That would show those neighbours.

By: Lola

Lola — Sun, 01 Jun 2008 04:51:44 +0000

I think it is actually Bob’s truck! (Am I still the President of Kathi’s Brother Bob fan club??)

I always wanted to be Seniorita Quesso Cabeza in a Bond film!

By: Kathi D

Kathi D — Sat, 31 May 2008 09:12:46 +0000

Dang. Missed my chance at ostriches.

Also, in 4th grade when the class did a field trip to Carnation, I was home sick.

I never get anything good.

By: Busty LaRue

Busty LaRue — Sat, 31 May 2008 05:31:28 +0000

Ooh, that Diana stole my comment! Seriously though, had we known you last summer, and had we known you wanted ostriches, they would have been all yours…..al 12 of them! OH, and they all didn’t just drop dead because of excitement….nephew got to shoot 1 cuz it ran away. That made him so happy. Boys and their guns, I swear.

By: bob

bob — Fri, 30 May 2008 23:52:14 +0000

thank you for all your support. I met my wife when she worked at carnation’s, so it holds a special place in my collection.
are ostriches like turkeys with normal legs?
and all boys are not stupid, just easily manipulated.

By: Kathi D

Kathi D — Fri, 30 May 2008 18:09:03 +0000

I appreciate you all jumping on my brother Bob. I’m sure that Carnation milk truck will be arriving on my doorstep any day now. Along with someone bearing a firearm and daring me to pick it up.

I used to tell my dad he was going to be the crazy old coot on the block, and I am trying to live up to his standards.

By: dana wyzard

dana wyzard — Fri, 30 May 2008 17:36:56 +0000

I think of “CHICKEN RUN”, and whenever a chicken got tucked under an arm………….well…………they go out the door but they never come back…. Aaack!

Madame Poulet could get a lot accomplished by also carrying a milk bucket in the other hand.

I always wanted to be known as “that crazy old woman on the corner” but you’ve beaten me to it.

(Tell Big Red to loosen up. We’re not gonna look……….) where’s my binoculars?

By: Brie

Brie — Fri, 30 May 2008 16:37:30 +0000

Madame Poulet has a nice ring to it!