Comments on: The pay is bad and the work sucks, but it’s All the Turkey You Can Catch and Eat http://www.ithinkwereallbozos.com/2008/05/23/the-pay-is-bad-and-the-work-sucks-but-its-all-the-turkey-you-can-catch-and-eat/ Just take it out for a test drive. No obligation. Cheap at twice the price. Fri, 12 Mar 2010 05:34:28 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: dana wyzard http://www.ithinkwereallbozos.com/2008/05/23/the-pay-is-bad-and-the-work-sucks-but-its-all-the-turkey-you-can-catch-and-eat/#comment-643 dana wyzard Mon, 26 May 2008 07:24:25 +0000 http://www.ithinkwereallbozos.com/?p=187#comment-643 BERRAAAAAAAAAACK!!! *chicken voice mail* BERRAAAAAAAAAACK!!!
*chicken voice mail*

]]> By: dana wyzard http://www.ithinkwereallbozos.com/2008/05/23/the-pay-is-bad-and-the-work-sucks-but-its-all-the-turkey-you-can-catch-and-eat/#comment-640 dana wyzard Fri, 23 May 2008 20:00:07 +0000 http://www.ithinkwereallbozos.com/?p=187#comment-640 DAMN! At least you aren't picky. OK. First things first. Sugar? No problem. I'm diabetic so you can have mine. How did I become diabetic you ask? Oh. You didn't ask. Well, screw you then. I got diabetic by putting thick cherry syrup in my cokes at a 1/4 and 3/4 ratio. YUM and I rolled my gummy bears in sugar and put them on my ice cream. Now, it's all for YOU!!!! I can scratch your back and fan farts all at the same time, but I will remember your fragile nerves and do it S*L*O*W*L*Y. Farts? Who farted? Not my sweet little Kathi D. And I will throw anyone who doubts me into the turkey zapper! Come to my site tonight. I'm talking about enlarged penis'sssssssssssssss. DAMN! At least you aren’t picky.

OK. First things first. Sugar? No problem. I’m diabetic so you can have mine.

How did I become diabetic you ask? Oh. You didn’t ask. Well, screw you then.

I got diabetic by putting thick cherry syrup in my cokes at a 1/4 and 3/4 ratio. YUM and I rolled my gummy bears in sugar and put them on my ice cream. Now, it’s all for YOU!!!!

I can scratch your back and fan farts all at the same time, but I will remember your fragile nerves and do it S*L*O*W*L*Y.

Farts? Who farted? Not my sweet little Kathi D. And I will throw anyone who doubts me into the turkey zapper!

Come to my site tonight. I’m talking about enlarged penis’sssssssssssssss.

]]> By: Diana http://www.ithinkwereallbozos.com/2008/05/23/the-pay-is-bad-and-the-work-sucks-but-its-all-the-turkey-you-can-catch-and-eat/#comment-639 Diana Fri, 23 May 2008 09:47:37 +0000 http://www.ithinkwereallbozos.com/?p=187#comment-639 FIRST! Does that mean I get to audition first? Let me go warm up my vocals and muscles. . .Oh, I don't need to for this audition? Well lucky for me I have fingernails, don't mind farting friends and I LOVE Diet Coke & chocolate ALWAYS! Oh, how I hate overly energetic people myself! They wear me out. . . I think I'd be perfect for the job:D I do love the turkey zapper. My only fear is that with my Alzheimers I may forget why the corn and gummy bears are there and go retrieve them myself to eat. That could prove to be a bad thing since I don't taste so well fried. . or with sweet & sour sauce on me. I've tried that! FIRST! Does that mean I get to audition first? Let me go warm up my vocals and muscles. . .Oh, I don’t need to for this audition? Well lucky for me I have fingernails, don’t mind farting friends and I LOVE Diet Coke & chocolate ALWAYS!

Oh, how I hate overly energetic people myself! They wear me out. . . I think I’d be perfect for the job:D

I do love the turkey zapper. My only fear is that with my Alzheimers I may forget why the corn and gummy bears are there and go retrieve them myself to eat. That could prove to be a bad thing since I don’t taste so well fried. . or with sweet & sour sauce on me. I’ve tried that!

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