Dang. George Michael looks like he’s been rode hard and put away wet. When did he become a cadaverous, bleating old poop, anyway? I wanted to slit my wrists after that dragged-out, depressing dirge he treated us to last night. No wonder Paula was crying through the whole thing.
Dude. Buy bigger sunglasses and stop sharpening your teeth.
Meanwhile, just as I promised, David won. (heh heh) Even though my youngest son, David Archuleta, totally deserved to win, I am actually glad that The Other David won, because now Toi won’t have to cut off her head. And by the way, nearly every time I type Toi, I first type Toe by mistake. I don’t explain it, I just report it.
Speaking of Toi, all you people who keep guessing that my new building is a greenhouse or potting shed or whatever, please understand that it is Toi’s new condo. She will get free rent in exchange for a few little household chores. Hardly anything, really. Collecting hair from the shower drains for human hair ponchos. Securing the perimeter against turkey incursions. The random chicken pedicure. Swinging me in my hammock chair, hour after hour after oh so happy hour.
The rest of the time, we will sit out under the stars, put our feet up on the washer-dryer combo, pop open a Coke, and watch mosquitoes fry.
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Ok, so happy to know I was not alone in thinking George had taken a beating. I starting questioning myself if I had ever seen him really up close! The dirge was over the top too.
So happy Toe, er I mean Toi gets to keep her head! It was the first thing I thought of last night!
George was just down right weird last night. I couldn’t even put my finger on what was wrong with him. The whole package was just weird. The song went on too long, he was..well weird, Paula was crying, there was a ball of fire on the screen behind his head. It was a big downer in what was otherwise a really great show.
Brie and Kathi don’t worry I often type Toe also when typing my own name. 95% of the time I just leave it like that. It just seems easier that way.
Thank you Kathi for finally setting the world straight about my condo. I can’t wait to start living the dream.
Michael was just pathetic and I mentioned to my kids that I didn’t EVER think he was cool and he still isn’t. Just get his boring self off the stage and let’s get this going!
I was hoping for my Utah boy to pull it off but really was loving Cook at the same time so it was a pleasant ending regardless. I really was waiting for my name to be called as a write in vote:)
I’m officially just changing all reference to the person formally known as Toi to Toe. I’m still laughing. Now when Toi moves out there, does she have to do your pedicures too or just the chickens? I’d make her do both.
I was so glad DC won. But yeah, the whole George Michael thing was odd. I changed the channel. I thought that the whole results show was a little odd, too. They’ve had better results shows, with people I’ve at least heard of. Who was that guy that sang with Brooke?
OK. So now I’m pissed. No one asked me if I wanted to swing Kathi back and forth, back and forth…….dammit, all the good jobs always get taken before I show up.
Ahh bugger. I’m just glad a local won cuz Blue Springs is like 15 miles from here. With regards to the ponchos… crochet or knit? And what colors of nail polish does Toi provide, because I have many and I also swing a mean hammoc. On top of everything else I come with my own pink .22 and hit things with it real good. May I apply? I’d hate to play the age card….
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