I have some overdue Blog Housekeeping to do. First, I have been seriously working on switching away from Blogger for keeping my blog, and I think I’m getting closer to pulling the trigger. It will involve doing something (?) to switch and still maintain my web address, so if I suddenly disappear or something is wonky, don’t panic. I’ll be back up ASAP.
Next, the lovely and generous Brie enlisted me in a Pay-it-Forward scheme. She sent a fab headband that she made and all I have to do is send something worthy to someone else. I have been thinking and scheming about what to send, and I still don’t have a handle on it, but if you are willing to take a chance and sign up, I will promise that whatever it is won’t totally suck. I’ll pick three people out of the comments over the next few days (in some random fashion). So if you want to get something that I was probably going to feed to the dogs anyway really super-cool, and then pay it forward by sending something to someone else, comment and let me know you want to be in the PIF draw.
Finally, Kim tagged me for this thing where I’m supposed to answer some questions, and I’m all about transparency and question-answering and all, so here goes.
- What was I doing 10 years ago?
- Just finishing up my second term in prison. One more and I’m off the streets for good.
- Five snacks I enjoy:
- Pork rinds, fried bologna, cracklins, ribs, bacon.
- Five things I would do if I were a billionaire:
- Whaaaaaaaaat? You mean I’m not?????
- Five jobs that I have had:
- I don’t know if the housewives’ prostitution ring counts, because technically, I was the boss, but let’s say it does, so that just leaves U.S. Congresswoman, pig sticker, soloist in Up With People, and professional bowler.
- Three of my habits:
- Wiping chicken butts (started as a necessity but I grew to love it), licking the tops of Hostess cupcakes in the store, and washing my hands many times every hour.
- Five places I have lived:
- Maricopa County Jail, Folsom Prison, Stir, The Joint, Irvine, California.
Thanks, Kim! I feel better getting that off my chest.
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Oooooh. Something cool, count me in!
You better not send me Mother Theresa!
By the way, best meme to date. Professional bowling, very impressive.
Kathi – I think my favorite is “licking the tops of Hostess cupcakes in the store.” Of course, I won’t be buying THOSE anymore…
lol. Too funny!
it must be good because your dogs eat better than I do, especially bronco.
Um, no problem on the cupcakes because I hardly ever unwrap them first.
Bob, if you will recall, I once found your (human) son eating out of our dog dish. I have always wondered since then what he was fed at home, that would make Science Diet so appealing. Although I must say he grew into a fine young fellow.
Oh great! Your not a billionaire? I was only using you as a blogging buddy for the potential “gain” if you know what I mean! Didn’t you get most of your earnings bowling? That’s what I was thinking anyway:D
i love your “tag” it’s so fun to get to know the “real” you.
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